- *me looking at pictures of girls on tumblr*
- Me: Can I be you
- Me: Oh I like your face
- Me: Why can't I have a body like that
- Me: Can I have your hair
- Me: And yours
- Me: And yours too
- Me: How do you even get that skinny
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
(via sexcake)
